Snakes in grass deserve kick in ass

To call politicians lowdown dirty rotten snakes is, of course, an insult to lowdown dirty rotten snakes.

In the Age of Covid, politicians lock you in and lock you down and if you don’t stay locked in and locked down they lock you up. And they do this while eating out without masks and doing whatever the hell they please because they are the high-and-mighty bosses and We the People — the common man and the working woman and me and you and Susie Q — are lowly slaves, even though we may have voted the fockers in.

Politicians are lowdown snakes
Oregon Governor Kate Brown

In the great forked-up state of Oregon, where it is now legal to snort cocaine and shoot up heroin, der Führerin, the innocuously named bisexual Kate Brown (real name Caterina F. Franco) has made it illegal to have more than six people from two households for Thanksgiving Dinner.

If you decide to be a real turkey about it and invite seven people over, maybe the lonely widower from a third household down the street, armed troopers will storm your house and drag you off, kicking and screaming and eating a drumstick to the slammer — 30 days and a $1,200 fine.

Politicians are lowdown snakes
Maskless California Governor Gavin Newsom dining inside with maskless friends at a fancy French restaurant.

California Führer Gathering Nuisance has a doozy of a Thanksgiving for folks out there. Family get-togethers must be held outside (even in 100-degree Palm Springs), have people from no more than three households, last no longer than two hours, and food must be in single-serve disposable containers.

You can only go inside to use the bathroom, which of course must be frequently sanitized. And tell the guy who’s been hiding in the bathroom that it’s safe to come out, Newsom’s Covid enforcers have left.

Politicians are lowdown snakes
New York Mafia kingpin Andrew “Andy the Jowls” Cuomo

New York’s Andrew Mussolini has also laid down the law — no more than a ten people for gatherings held inside.

Yo, Andy and all the rest of youse bums, think about it, Covid doesn’t suddenly stop infecting at the sixth person in the room or the tenth person and say, Whoa, that’s my limit in this house, off to the next.


The sickest joke this week involving gubernatorial dictators is that New York’s Cuomo was awarded an Emmy by those Hollywoodpecker looney tunes for his leadership during the early days of Covid — conveniently ignoring the fact that he ordered more than 6,000 Covid-positive patients to be locked away in nursing homes, infecting entire populations of elderly residents.

Nursing home scandal

New York now has one of the highest nursing home death tolls in the nation, with — who would’ve guessed! — more than 6,000 deaths linked to the virus.

Those Hollywood liberals should rename the Emmys the Benito Mussolinis.

[Interesting aside: The original Benito Mussolini, before becoming a politician, was a journalist. That’s pretty ironic, considering that today’s journalists and politicians are cut from the same snakeskin.]


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America no longer the Land of the Free

 

Prisoner in own home
Drawing by Franz Kafka

We might as well be in a war. Curfew at 10 p.m. — all bars, restaurants and gyms must close or the State will send in armed goons to do it for you.

No more than ten guests at private parties, including Thanksgiving Dinner, which, weather permitting, must be held outdoors. If it’s too cold to be outside you may be permitted to go inside but the gathering must not last more than two hours.

No singing (this is a doozy!) or chanting or yelling at said parties, inside or out. And you must always wear masks of course, even inside your own home. If you fail to obey these new laws the covid enforcers will bust in your door and arrest you.

So orders the dictatorial Democrat states of New York and California, and others will follow. What is this? Eastern Europe in the time of World War II? Cowering inside our houses, obeying every order of the Third Reich as all our freedoms are taken away.

AMERICAN NAZIS
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo (left) and California Gov. Gavin Newsom.

That’s what we’re dealing with here — a new regime of American Nazis, not so cleverly disguised as the misnomered Democrat Party, which is as far removed from Democracy as the Nazi Party was from humanity.

The mainstream media and Big Tech, which are controlled by Democrats, are complicit in turning the country, and in fact the world, into a herd of bullied and frightened sheep.

We might as well be at war, I said — We are at war!

The enemy is not a country of madmen with a massive army of monstrous weapons. The enemy is a microbe so tiny it can only be seen under a microscope. Try setting the sights of your M16 assault rifle on that.

The enemy is real, there’s no doubt about that — the death toll so far is as terrible as in a war.

PEEPING BORIS

But what should not be real or tolerated, or obeyed, is the State usurping all our rights and freedoms, even in the privacy of our own homes. In Britain the State has even banned sex in one’s own home. Get the hell out of our bedrooms, Boris Johnson!

So far this tyranny is being perpetrated at the state government level, but with the Democrat Party poised to take control of the nation, every citizen in every state will be subjected to this new dictatorship.

The new old leader of the unfree world wants to close the entire country for six weeks. How do you like dem apples, small business owners?

What will it take to save our civil liberties? In a word (or two) — Civil Disobedience.

Martin Luther King

The state can only exert its power over the people if the people allow it, notes Gary D. Barnett, an authority on freedom and liberty issues.

“Mass disobedience is the bane of all state control, and by refusing to obey orders and mandates, the state’s power over us can be destroyed.”

We probably all know by now that the motto of the state of New Hampshire is Live Free Or Die.

That should be the motto, and the words to live by — or die by — of the entire Un-united States of America.


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The vote for Smith & Wesson

DEFENDING THE SECOND

The lines of people waiting to buy guns are longer than the lines of people waiting to vote.

Every time a new poll shows the Democrats in front of the Trump-led Republicans, the gun lines get longer.

The gun people believe the Democrats will restrict and even repeal the Second Amendment to the U.S. Constitution — “the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed.”

This is something many Democrats, including the president and vice-president nominees, have vowed to do. It is something the Republicans promise they will never do.

So for many voters it comes down to a vote for guns.

YOU MESS WITH ME YOU DIE

MORE GUNS THAN PEOPLE

There are 330 million people in the United States and there are 400 million firearms — actually more because of an unknown number of unregistered weapons.

The national arsenal in America towers over every other country in the world.

Gun sales are soaring this year because of the surge in domestic violence by such groups as Antifa and Black Lives Matter, and the threat of insurrection pending the outcome of the presidential election in 18 days.

Stock market prices for the country’s two top gun manufacturers — Smith & Wesson and Sturm Ruger — are up 131 percent and 59 percent this year.

And that’s the way most Americans want it. There are still some gun haters out there however.

MIDRIFF CARRY

TO CARRY OR NOT TO CARRY

Democrat nominee Biden and his running mate would impose strict regulations on gun ownership. Trump never would do that. He would even make it easier to possess guns by removing laws that criminalize taking guns over state lines into gun controlled states.

For example, it is a felony for a resident of New York, the strictest gun control state in the nation, to buy a gun in New Hampshire, where there are no purchase or carry permits or background checks, and bring the firearm back to New York. Three years in the slammer.

That law bugs many Americans, and getting rid of it would make their day.

MAKE MY DAY


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