By our theater critic Guillaume Michel
A funny thing happened on the way to the theater. I was going to see the Russia/Ukraine war when I found out it has been upstaged by the Hamas/Israel war.
The Putin and Zelenski show is now playing Off-Broadway. Broadway’s new hit stars Nethanyahu and the yahoos running Hamas.
Theater lovers can expect a really good season on the world stage this year.
An even bigger and better show than the Russia/Ukraine War and the Hamas/Israel War is coming to Broadway that will relegate Netanyahu and the Hamas yahoos to Off-Broadway, which, in turn, will send the Putin/Zelenski show to Off-Off-Broadway.
And that show will be — drum roll please — WWIII. Ah, theater goers on this poor puny pathetic planet, you are in for a jolly good season in hell.
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
— Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 5.