Tag: Jesus
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One hell of a sermon
[Reprinted from previous] Preacher scares you righteous Let this preacher loose among a gang of murderers and lowlife thugs and he’d straighten them out in a New York minute. Rev. Charles Lawson would do more to stop crime in the streets than any police force or social counsellor. The pastor’s powerful voice would scare…
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The Holy Brain
God and the brain The human brain has 100 billion brain cells or neurons in a network of trillions of synapses — the juncture where a signal passes from one nerve cell to another. That’s like having our own personal universe, and like the universe, Christians believe, it is the creation of God. Therein lies…
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Barbarians of doom
Pre-death throes of earth Ghosts are the best guests. They are good company. I enjoy talking to them because they know the secrets of death. And they’re no trouble. I would be more than happy to lay out snacks for them, hors d’oeuvres, entire food plates, whatever they’d like but they don’t eat. And certainly…
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Timing is everything
I think if a man says he’s going to do something, like come back to earth and save humanity from oblivion, then he should bloodywell do it.
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Of mice and men
More than half of the world’s population believes in God — that’s more than four billion people.
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Tokin’ with Jesus
My wife was a believer, especially when she was high. I try to be, but I can’t get there. Jesus was always high, as were his disciples.
Mary Saves the Day 