God hates me.
Category: In Transit

Not a tough guy
You enjoy watching Charles Bronson and Clint Eastwood in those tough-guy movies because you wish you were like that, but know you never could be.

The perfect joint
S. smoked grass for fifty years, beginning as a roadie with the Bob Seger band and ending in the living room with her old man — that’d be me.

Tokin’ with Jesus
My wife was a believer, especially when she was high. I try to be, but I can’t get there. Jesus was always high, as were his disciples.