Tag: CATS
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‘Growing old is a crime’
An aging widower drove to the market. He went to the pet food aisle. A younger woman with brown hair was looking at the cans of cat food.
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A post about nothing (kind of like a ‘Seinfeld’ episode)
Blogging is a self-publishing ego trip, of course, and self-publishing is often looked down upon, even scorned by many.
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Dogface Jesus Cometh
Dogface Jesus the new messiah announced today he is setting out on a mission to get dogs — and all pets — into Heaven.
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Life in the hermit hovel
You’ve heard of the Hermit Kingdom, land of a dictator, well, I live in the hermit hovel, an old bungalow with a cat and countless mice.
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Cat House
My cat is writing her autobiography. Her penmanship is scratchy at best so I am her scribe. She wants it transcribed on parchment paper.
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Of cats and the dead
I know a lot of dead people. I don’t call them anymore. I used to dial A for Afterlife. Never an answer. Talking into a dead phone.
Mary Saves the Day 