Baby mamas for Elon Musk lining up

Elon Musk baby mamas!

    Teddy Moutinho, 22

Beauties want Elon Musk. Young women are lining up to mother the billionaire’s future children.

The SpaceX futurist and visionary is doing a stellar job combatting what he calls the world’s underpopulation crisis.

In addition to his recently announced twins with his Neuralink executive Shivon Zilis, 36, Musk’s children include two-year-old X Æ A-12* and baby daughter Exa with Canadian singer Claire Boucher, 34, who goes by the stage name Grimes, and six others — Nevada, Griffin, Vivian, Kai, Saxon and Damian — with ex-wife Canadian author Justine Wilson, 49. That’s 10 so far. And there will be more.

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“I’m doing my best.”

‘A collapsing birth rate is the biggest danger civilization faces by far,’ Musk tweeted. ‘Doing my best to help the underpopulation crisis.’

And now another affair has come to light, with California lawyer and entrepreneur Nicole Shanahan who just happens to be the wife of Google co-founder Sergey Brin.

And you can bet your bottom dollar the Musk kids will grow up to be good looking and smart — their mothers are beautiful and their father is a genius.

Elon Musk baby mamas!
Christel South, 38

Beauties want Elon Musk.

Now come the ‘Musketeers’ — gorgeous young women who want to assist the 51-year-old in solving the underpopulation crisis.

The hashtag #ElonMuskIsHot has been used more than 12,000 times on Tik Tok.

Elon Musk baby mamas!
Barkell Fortie, 31

“Who wouldn’t want a child with the world’s richest human?” says Barkell Fortie, 31, who calls herself sapiosexual — someone who is sexually aroused by intelligence. “He has access to everything a child needs, providing a great life.”


Grimes explained the X Æ A-12 name they gave to their child — X is the unknown variable, Æ is the Elven spelling of Ai (love and/or Artificial intelligence), and the A-12 was an aircraft built for the CIA in the 1960s and a precursor to SR-17, the couple’s favorite aircraft (‘no weapons, no defenses, just speed’). The A additionally stands for Archangel, Grimes’ favorite song.


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