Suburbia

Welcome to America —BYOB*

by Mich

*Bring your own Barretta, or better still, bazooka!

After destroying cities, domestic terrorists now plan to take their war to suburbia

Antifa extremists warn: “We will assassinate white families until justice is served!”

The lunatic mob threatened on social media to invade residential areas and “take what’s ours.”

In a video posted on Twitter, the left-wing radical group known as Antifa (Anti-fascist) admitted its purpose is to destroy property and kill people. 

They said they are being paid by groups organized by extreme left-wing billionaire George Soros.

Stacks of bricks are being stockpiled at protest locations, ready to be thrown at people, through store windows and at car windshields.

THREATENS SUBURBIA

Twitter shut down the site, but not before the tweets were seen by millions of people — citizens who are now barricading their homes.

The group laid out its battle plan after President Trump announced that he intends to designate Antifa as a terror organization. Authorities are now on high alert.

After causing widespread destruction in cities across America, the thugs now plan to move into residential areas.

“F— the city!” tweeted a chapter in Portland, Oregon, and announced gathering locations in middle-class suburbia.

MURDER CHARGES UPGRADED

The white Minneapolis cop who pressed his knee down on George Floyd’s neck until the black man died, has now been charged with second-degree murder. His partners, Tou Thao, J. Alexander Kueng and Thomas Lane will be charged with aiding and abetting murder.

MEANWHILE, ‘JOKER’ STRIKES

In Chicago, a man disguised in a Joker mask set fire to a police SUV in the downtown area. Timothy O’Donnell now faces federal charges.

George Floyd riots
‘Joker’ puts petrol bomb in cop car gas tank
SITS BACK TO WATCH CAR BURN
And sits down as it burns

AND OUT IN IDAHO

Kids with guns “keep the peace” in downtown Coeur d’Alene.

Back to the front page

Weeds of madness poised to attack

by Mich

DISPATCH FROM THE FRONT

The weeds are everywhere. They surround the house. They rush down the hill to the neighbor’s house. The people who live there despise us—me and the cat and the ghosts—five ghosts, hiding out in a bungalow from hell. I don’t venture out. I keep my cover. In the basement I have a year’s supply of canned food, and bottles of gin, rum, vodka and Jack Daniels. Jack and the old man, doing the best we fuckin’ can.

We watch the neighbors from our window as they scrub their driveway and fondle their lawn and play with their rock garden. Their property is immaculate.

The weeds from our property have advanced as far as they can without actually starting a war. It would be worse than a war. It would be outright slaughter.

The weeds are poised on the very edge of suburbia. They have positioned themselves in the rocks directly above the house of the immaculate deception. They are in absolute readiness to attack.

I watch and wait. As Sun Tzu wrote: “The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.” *

News from the front lines reaches me firsthand because there are weeds growing in my ears—did you think that was hair? There are weeds in the back of my throat—I thought it was raggèd from the whiskey. They grow on my chin—no, that is not a beard. I think they have infiltrated my brain.

Somewhere there are wildflowers.

* I do love, as someone wrote (J.D. Salinger I think), “the aesthetic evil of the footnote.” Above quote is from ancient Chinese military strategist Sun Tzu’s ‘Art of War.’