The flesh and the devil

AFGHAN GIRL BREAKS LOOSE

She was born in Kabul and raised under the brutal rule of the Muslim fanatical Taliban.

But when the opportunity came, she got the hell out of Afganistian, renounced the Muslim religion and found refuge in a city in Eastern Europe.

But that wasn’t the end of her turn-around.

She became one of the most popular porn stars on the Internet.

And now, Yasmeena Ali, 28, says she has never felt more empowered.

“I’ve always been a rebellious person,” she said in an interview. “My instinct tells me to be against anything that tries to oppress me.”

But it didn’t come easy.

Even her own father — especially her own father — wanted to have her killed for ‘disgracing the family’ with her new trade. And not only that — she married a Jew. Double whammy.

Her father hired a hitman to kill her for $70,000, but the plot was discovered and the father arrested.

And now Ali performs for nine million viewers on the World Wide Web.


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Biden is a ‘confused lying fool’ — Judge rips Prez to pieces

CALLS FOR COURT-MARTIAL

Firebrand Judge Jeanine Pirro scorched Joe Biden on her TV program Saturday night and called for the ‘Commander in Chief’ to be court-martialed.

The fearless host called Biden a “fumbling, idiotic, confused, lying fool” and went on for eight minutes to describe the barbaric and deadly catastrophe he’s created in Afghanistan.

“You are clueless,” she said of Biden in her opening monologue. “But more than that, you are dangerous.”

With the death toll mounting daily and many thousands of Americans still behind enemy lines, the U.S troop pullout from Afghanistan has become the biggest debacle and the most ignominious capitulation in U.S. military history.

Confused lying fool

PIRRO WAS BLAZING HOT

The fiery Pirro got the airwaves so heated up that the network lost its TV feed to her first guest and had to cut to a commercial.

The judge said impeachment over the crime of leaving Americans to the savagery of the Taliban would not be punishment enough for the 78-year-old president.

“You, as Commander in Chief, should be court-martialled.”


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