The Jackdaw of Unreason believes in God because God and Heaven cannot be reached through reason, only unreason.

The Jackdaw of Unreason believes in God because God and Heaven cannot be reached through reason, only unreason.
It’s been raining all day here. My bungalow is Noah’s Ark with just two creatures on board, the cat and I — unless I’m Noah, which is highly unlikely since Noah was 600 years old at the time.