Meghan the narcissist mulls run for president

Jumped-up phony pushin’ it!

The embarrassingly opportunistic Meghan Markle is networking with senior Democrats to become the first female U.S. president in 2024.

The former mediocre actress who finagled her way into British Royalty figures her tawdry interview with tedious icon Oprah will jumpstart her bid for the White House.

Markle is already forming fundraising teams to mount a campaign, according to a senior U.K. politician who served under former Prime Minister Tony Blair and has connections in Washington.

Meghan Markle is a “malignant narcissist,” according to Dr. Ami, a psychologist with a masters degree from the University of Virginia. That description was also used by Meghan’s half-sister Samantha Markle, but I will use Dr. Ami as the source since she is a professional.

A malignant narcissistic personality, she explains, is someone who has a psychological need to be perfect.

THE PHONY ‘MARKLE SPARKLE’

“They have to be better than anyone else and they think we are too dumb to see through it all.”

As a result of their desire to be perfect, she continues, “they construct a false face. This face IS perfect. This face is the ‘Markle Sparkle.’”

Such people are not trying to fool anyone, Dr. Ami explains, “They are running away from a sense of self that tells them they are despicable and horrible. The inner voice of an malignant narcissist is terribly abusive to them.”

Meghan Markle, after all, is the product of a failed mix-raced marriage — African-American mother, white father — who was raised in one of the poorer sections of Los Angeles and wangled her way into the cast of a second-rate TV legal drama called ‘Suits.’ She is estranged from her paternal half-sister and half brother. She was divorced and had shed a second lover when she married Prince Harry.

The charismatic, albeit emotionally confused prince, was and is the perfect vehicle to fame and fortune, and her manipulative personality went into overdrive.

SHE WANTS TO BE PREZ!

Meghan was “foolish to give up her gig with the royals and believe she could be an international superstar on her own,” Dr. Ami suggests. “THEY made her a superstar. She has very little street cred on her own. She used men to get where she was, which was not a hugely successful person. When she became a royal, she became ‘someone’ in terms of fame and wealth.”

Well, the good doctor may be wrong in this case. Meghan Markle has opportunism down to an art form and if anyone can wangle their way into the White House, it’s this upstart from Canoga Park.


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Egg Foo Yong or Phony Baloney?

Mystery caller orders fake U.S. election ballots from Chinese print shop

CHINESE FACTORY

A tape has surfaced of a phone call requesting a bulk order of phony ballots from a Chinese print shop to be sent to the United States in time for the presidential election.

Former Vice President Joe Biden’s victory continues to be contested by President Donald Trump and his team of lawyers.

The video tape of the phone conversation in Mandarin Chinese between the customer and the printer in Kwangtung has reportedly been confirmed to be accurate by a Mandarin translator.

Charlotte County, Florida, can be seen on the ballot at the 0.54-second mark on the tape.

Sample ballot


What’s it all about, Alfie?

Damned if I know!


 

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America no longer the Land of the Free

 

Prisoner in own home
Drawing by Franz Kafka

We might as well be in a war. Curfew at 10 p.m. — all bars, restaurants and gyms must close or the State will send in armed goons to do it for you.

No more than ten guests at private parties, including Thanksgiving Dinner, which, weather permitting, must be held outdoors. If it’s too cold to be outside you may be permitted to go inside but the gathering must not last more than two hours.

No singing (this is a doozy!) or chanting or yelling at said parties, inside or out. And you must always wear masks of course, even inside your own home. If you fail to obey these new laws the covid enforcers will bust in your door and arrest you.

So orders the dictatorial Democrat states of New York and California, and others will follow. What is this? Eastern Europe in the time of World War II? Cowering inside our houses, obeying every order of the Third Reich as all our freedoms are taken away.

AMERICAN NAZIS
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo (left) and California Gov. Gavin Newsom.

That’s what we’re dealing with here — a new regime of American Nazis, not so cleverly disguised as the misnomered Democrat Party, which is as far removed from Democracy as the Nazi Party was from humanity.

The mainstream media and Big Tech, which are controlled by Democrats, are complicit in turning the country, and in fact the world, into a herd of bullied and frightened sheep.

We might as well be at war, I said — We are at war!

The enemy is not a country of madmen with a massive army of monstrous weapons. The enemy is a microbe so tiny it can only be seen under a microscope. Try setting the sights of your M16 assault rifle on that.

The enemy is real, there’s no doubt about that — the death toll so far is as terrible as in a war.

PEEPING BORIS

But what should not be real or tolerated, or obeyed, is the State usurping all our rights and freedoms, even in the privacy of our own homes. In Britain the State has even banned sex in one’s own home. Get the hell out of our bedrooms, Boris Johnson!

So far this tyranny is being perpetrated at the state government level, but with the Democrat Party poised to take control of the nation, every citizen in every state will be subjected to this new dictatorship.

The new old leader of the unfree world wants to close the entire country for six weeks. How do you like dem apples, small business owners?

What will it take to save our civil liberties? In a word (or two) — Civil Disobedience.

Martin Luther King

The state can only exert its power over the people if the people allow it, notes Gary D. Barnett, an authority on freedom and liberty issues.

“Mass disobedience is the bane of all state control, and by refusing to obey orders and mandates, the state’s power over us can be destroyed.”

We probably all know by now that the motto of the state of New Hampshire is Live Free Or Die.

That should be the motto, and the words to live by — or die by — of the entire Un-united States of America.


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