Covid

Dispatch from the slaughterhouse

by Mich

The Age of Tyranny

Covid-crazed fascism, cancel culture, out-of-control crime, politicians who don’t give a rat’s ass except to cover their own asses, the filthier-than-ever rich preaching climate control while polluting the air with their private jets, Big Pharma raking in obscene billions from lies and fear while abandoned men, women and children die in the filthy streets of cold-hearted cities.

And presiding over all the dehumanizing fear and hate and anarchy, smirking on the corporate news, a demented president and cackling vice president, and of course, the ever present egomaniacal, holier-than-thou, self-righteous Devil incarnate himself, Dr. Faustus Fauci.

In Australia, where once the beach and beer were life’s priorities, the covid gestapo are locking up the unvaxxed in detention camps, aka, concentration camps. In towns around the world, the unvaxxed are denied housing and being evicted by scared-shitless landlords. Lockdown protesters are being shot in the back.

People who speak out against the tyranny are censored, their voices silenced by social media Nazi nerds who have crowned themselves the gods of so-called ‘truth,’ while peddling godless lies.

The Great Global Brainwash is in full swing. Hapless, helpless people are being corralled into submission by madmen and dictators.

It is the Age of Tyranny and the Era of Insanity. A time in history that calls for the courage to assert individualism and independence. That is our right. And this is our fight.

Header art by Ralph Steadman

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Waiting For Todog

by Mich

SNAKE OIL HUCKSTERS

It is the worst of times and it is the worst of times. (Apologies to Charles Dickens — there is no best.)

These are just rotten times all around. Everybody’s in it. The virus keeps advancing like a freaking alien army, the Dreaded Spikes from the Land of Covid, mutating, rotating, gyrating, contorting, morphing into variants and deviants and aberrant preversions, the Delta variant and the United variant and the Qantas variant and the Air China variant, screwing with the heads of stinking rich Big Pharma snake oil hucksters who trot out untested poisonous cocktails that Doctor Tiny Faustus, chief medical liar to the prez, sez will save your life even though people are dying from them, be a good little sheep, get jabbed, get spiked, live a short painful life, I am your shepherd, the good doctor, Follow Me, and I’ll make you wish you were dead, don’t listen to the horror stories of the bad vax reactionaries, they live in a fantasy world of reality, their blood clots are mere bumps on the road to hell, their seizures are illusions, their hallucinations are delusions, their paralysis is a phantasy.

What’s a body to do? Forget the body, focus on the soul. The soul is the essence of the human being, the essential you, who you really are, what makes you tick but not tock, a hardwired part of the mind but not the body, forget the body, go deep into your mind, sit here quietly, smoke some weed, drink gin and tonic, the tonic contains quinine, an ingredient in hydroxychloroquine that treats lupus and rheumatoid arthritis and malaria and, wouldn’t you know it! Covidfckng19, yeah, yeah, yeah, just sit here and get stoned and mellow and wait for a giant meteor to crash into the earth.

O, happy day!

Header art Ralph Steadman

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Vaxism!

by Mich

HAVE A NICE DAY

There are now four Americas. There used to be two — a white America and a black America. Now we can add a vaccinated America and an unvaccinated America.

And in both areas, racial and medical, neither side will ever come together.

Blacks and whites definitely get along on an individual or group level but they will never really assimilate as one race, namely, the human race.

Likewise with people who have received the Covid vaccine and the so-called anti-vaxxers.

Even among families, these two groups are at serious odds.

And just as discrimination still exists between whites and blacks, there is growing discrimination between vaxxers and anti-vaxxers.

PROTECT YOUR FAMILY

It now goes beyond discrimination to segregation. Just as racial segregation existed until the Civil Rights Act of 1964, now we have vaccination segregation.

This new social ill needs its own term, right up there with racism — how about vaxism?

In this the Covid era, being unvaccinated is seen as a social evil. The unvaccinated are condemned as a danger to society, and even shunned by their own relatives. They are being excluded from mass venues like sporting events and concerts, and from personal gatherings like family barbecues.

MY BODY MY CHOICE

There has been talk of making unvaccination a crime.

Conversely, there is a fear that the vaccinated are a danger to the unvaccinated because their Covid vaccine contaminated bodies “shed” harmful “spike” proteins, which are themselves a health hazard. As with all things Covid, opinions are wildly contradictory on this issue.

All in all, it results in one hell of a society — actually four hells of a society. It’s enough to make a fellah want to go live in the woods with a rifle — Oh, I forgot, I do live in the woods with a rifle.

Out the door

 

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