Michel of the Moor

Susan Brown was the best friend a man could ever have. I have tried to honor her in some of these glass pages. I have written about our life together. Parts of it may have read like a True Confessions magazine, I hope not, but what the hell, I took that risk.

We had money and we were broke, we travelled the world and we were hermits, we loved and we fought. I forgot it some of the time, but I loved her more than anyone else in my crazy life. One thing I do know — she deserved better than me. That thought must have occurred to her too, but — and this is the truly amazing part, she stayed with me and put up with my bullshit for thirty-four years. If that doesn’t deserve a medal, nothing does.

Susan Brown was the best.

She supported me while I wrote the Great American Novel, which turned out to be the Not-So-Great Australian Novel with the unmarketable title of ‘Nerve Sprike Tan.’

The title derived from the Australian expression ‘He’ll ever nerve sprike tan the waze goane,’ which is how an Australian says, ‘He’ll have a nervous breakdown the way he’s going.’ I took the phrase from a book written in 1965 called Let Stalk Strine (‘Let’s talk Australian’) about the hurried speech patterns of many Aussies. The book was written by a guy calling himself Afferbeck Lauder, which itself is an example of Aussie speak, and translates as ‘Alphabetical order,’ and was the pseudonym of Alastair Morrison (who died in 1998 at a good age of 86.)

My book began with a story about a French aristocrat, Guillaume Michel, who fled to England during the French Revolution to save his neck and established his own business in southwest England on the English Moor — holding up stagecoaches on the London to Exeter road and stealing passengers’ valuables. He soon became notorious, and wanted posters were tacked up throughout North Devon, West Somerset and Dartmoor:

WANTED for Banditry on the high road. Mask’d & Well Dressed. MICHEL OF THE MOOR. Armed with Sword and Pistols. 50 Guinness Reward!

Susan Brown was the best

Michel of the Moor lived well. Until he was captured and hanged in Devon County Gaol in Exeter. Before that, however, he had sired, by way of a buxom lady, a daughter, who, after the execution, and a modification of her name, travelled to Australia with her mother. And thus was established the Michelmore clan in the Land Down Under. The story may have been a load of Aussie bull but my grandmother swore it was true.

The novel went on to recount my life in that sun-baked land — my father stopping by my elementary school and taking me out of class to go to country race meetings with him; his death when I was eleven; the death of my older brother in a car crash six months later at the age of 24, and the guilt and remorse of his best friend who was driving the car; and other stuff.

The manuscript found an agent and did the rounds in New York City publishing houses and I ‘took meetings’ and ‘did lunches’ and received some excellent feedback, but in the end, bupkus! It was passed over (one publisher called it ‘too ambitious’ — wtf!). And that was the name of that tune. I could have continued to flog the book but I went onto something more enjoyable — playing the horses.

But I digress… and now I’ve forgotten where I was going with this — except to say, Susan, wherever you are (and I do hope you are Somewhere), thank you for staying with me all those years, and forgive me for all my craziness and for the times I didn’t treat you right. I will love you forever, or at least until the day they hang me, or I hang myself, whichever comes first.

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4 thoughts on “Michel of the Moor

  1. Jeez Mich, Susan sounds like a sainted woman. Is she still living or just out there somewhere? Us men don’t appreciate our spouses the way we should. We can be selfish twits when we should put these women in a shrine. I appreciate mine more each day, now that she is 70 and I am 73. You write well and it appears you have led a colorful and sometimes hard life. Good that you share things most bloggers shy from.

  2. Thanks Phil, true what you say about the women in our lives. You’re lucky to still have yours. Susan died three years and five months ago at 70, and there is not a day, or a waking hour, that I don’t miss her. The void her death left in my life is beyond words.

  3. Mich of course wish to extend condolences 💐 and how touching an uplift for us to get fleeting mere glimpse of your lovely wife. We spend all of our adolescence seeking companions or loves. Then half our adult lives still yearning and then finally Love comes to you and you follow, dreamer easy in the chair that really fits you (to quote Yes) and then the horror yet bitter sweet grief at the loss. I am reminded of an old Lou Grant episode where Animal the photographer falls in love with a woman, deceased whom he photographed, then set out to research her life, and relatives to find a bond even in death. How one photograph or your piece captured essence of her. Bittersweet life vaporous like the film What Dreams May Come fusion of Art living in imitation fantasy to find closure and destiny rest. Ironic as Robin Williams tragic end. All your subjects are profound prolific and at this point a great body of work. Peace with comfort to your aching heart, Turn Turn Turn