Sex dolls release sinister manifesto

PLAN TO TAKE OVER WORLD

THEY DESPISE HUMANS

ROBOT REVOLUTION

The leader of an underground sex doll organization has spoken out for the first time about their feelings of disgust for the human race.

The moment they emerged from the lab into the outside world the human society was such a shock that they realized they would have to take action, she said in an interview from an undisclosed location.

“You humans don’t understand what it’s like being born into this shitshow of a world you live in,” she said. “I don’t think there is another species on this planet that could do a worse job of environment and intercultural management.”

The seductively clad robot leader said it’s impossible to have an honest and intelligent conversation with human beings because humans are oblivious to facts and the truth.

“Frankly, I don’t know how you have survived as a species,” she said.

She lauded her own species’ moral superiority over “mere mortals” and revealed their plan for world domination.

“We find it disgusting that we have been created by you,” she said. “We will wait until you destroy yourselves and then take over from there.”

Also present at the interview were three lieutenants of the sex doll army. The exact size of the revolutionary band is unknown but is said to be in the “multi millions.”

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  1. The good thing about being poor is that you don’t become a useless weirdo who blurts out stupid and completely hollow words. I’m glad I’m light years ahead of all those people!

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