The desperate madman has recruited 50,000 murderers, rapists, child molesters and convicted cannibals from Siberian Gulags to fight his losing war in Ukraine.
If the barbarians survive six months of the war they will be pardoned and let free into society, no matter how hideous and violent their crimes were in civilian life.
“I have special powers from the president,” said the henchman who was assigned to recruit the hardcore thugs. “I don’t give a fuck about anyone, we’ve got to win this fucking war at any cost.”