Putin moves family to bunker

Putin prepares for nuclear war

Putin moves family to bunker

Moves family to high-tech bunker that will survive the holocaust

Said to be in contact with the ‘spirit world’

Mentally unstable Vladimir Putin has evacuated his family to an ‘underground city’ in Siberia designed to withstand a nuclear war and sustain a livable environment for the foreseeable future.

The luxury bunker is located in the Altai Mountains of Siberia and is equipped with the latest science and technology.

Putin moves family to bunker
Altai Mountains Siberia

Putin, 68, is reckless with his own life — and that of the entire world — because he has been found to suffer a medical condition that has been hidden from the Russian public.

Details of his illness are still being kept under wraps but Putin has participated in secret shamanic rituals to attain an altered state of consciousness in order to connect with the spirit world.


Putin, 69, has two known daughters from his marriage to Lyudmila Ocheretnaya, from 1983 to 2014, and three other daughters from extramarital affairs.

His legit daughters are Mariya Vorontsova, 35, an endocrinologist who works in medical research, and Yekaterina Tikhonova, 33, who heads a Russian artificial intelligence initiative.

The former KGB spy’s three other daughters are: Luiza Rozover, 18, also known as Elizaveta Krivonogikh, a fashion designer and DJ, from his affair with ex-lover Svetlana Krivonogikh; Maria Vorontsova, 36, a geneticist; and Katerina Tikhonova, 34, a dancer-turned-mathematician.

Putin has made sure his family will survive a holocaust, while the rest of the world suffers unimaginable hell.

The fate of eight billion people in the hands of a dead-eyed madman who is in contact with ’the spirit world.’ As the saying goes, God help us.

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5 thoughts on “Putin prepares for nuclear war

  1. NATO is strictly a defensive alliance between its member countries, and only if Russia attacks a NATO country, say Poland, would the NATO alliance take on Russia — but since Ukraine is not (yet) a member, then NATO can only support Ukraine with military equipment etc. — which wouldn’t stop Putin from “going nuclear.”

  2. It saddens me to think of you as so worried, Vicky. Don’t worry, Putin will be reigned in before he goes over the edge. You’re a believer, I know, so if you have faith that it will be resolved, then it will be resolved. (Never fear. Mich is here! Haha)