New York American Horror Story
TOURISTS ARE AFRAID TO COME HERE
The new season of FX’s ‘American Horror Story’ will be called ‘New York City,’ a perfect place to start the 11th season — a loony bin of psychos where crime is out of control.
Residents and tourists are scared to death — thanks to liberal bail-reform laws that let psychotic criminals back on the street, even after multiple felonies.
The murder rate that is destroying the city is because of the criminal irresponsibility of ‘woke’ District Attorney Alvin Bragg who sets the deranged lunatics free.
And it’s because of Governor Kathy Hochul for not firing Bragg’s evil ass — which she could do in a New York minute.
And it’s because of Mayor Eric Adams, a former police captain who got elected on a platform of law-and-order that he has failed shockingly to put into effect.
If you stand on a subway platform in New York City you run the risk of being shoved in front of an oncoming train by a sick son of a bitch who is out on parole.
If you get on the train you run the risk of being slashed in the face by a maniac with a box cutter.
If you go sightseeing in Times Square you run the risk of being gunned down in broad daylight by a madman.
If you work the nightshift in a New York City fast food joint you run the risk of being murdered for small change, like 19-year-old Kristal Bayron.
If you live alone in Chinatown you run the risk of being butchered in your own apartment by a monster who followed you home.
And the beat goes on. Until dem ‘woke’ politicians get off their liberal asses and do something.