ADDENDUM — addendums are usually added at the end of a story but I’m sticking this right at the top because it’s an interesting anecdote about British Frigging Royalty.

First off, why am I writing this shit about GhislainefockinMaxwell or whatever her name is and Prince Bloody Andrew?! I don’t give a John Bull about this bitch or the bloody elitist Duke of Pork.

The only personal contact I had with Prince Bloody Andrew and his entourage was sometime in the 1980s when my wife and I were in Toronto and staying at the Royal York Hotal and as fate would have it, Andrew and his then wife Fergie, that red headed toe sucker were staying there that night — we saw them in the lobby before they went up to their room for some good ole toesuckingsex.

After dinner, my wife and I were in the bar having a late night cocktail and sitting on bar stools next to us were three or four I can’t remember how many bodyguards for the Royal Couple, and these pommies were as drunk as skunks and acting like bloody arseholes and I said to my wife, Is this what this whole Royal Bloody Bullshit is all about, a bunch of pommie arseholes?!

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Ghislaine Maxwell prison interview — She says Prince Andrew photo with teen girl is fake — as he moves to reverse civil settlement 

The convicted sex trafficker says the photo of Prince Andrew with his arm around a teenage Virginia Guiffre is phony.

“It is a fake,” Maxwell. 61, said in an interview with British tabloid reporter Jeremy Kyle and reported Sunday in a Daily Mail exclusive. “I don’t believe it is real for a second, in fact I am sure it is not. I have no memory of them meeting. There has never been an original, there is no photograph.”

Ms. Guiffre claimed she was forced to have sex with the prince when she was 17 after being trafficked by convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. She gave the photo, which was reportedly taken in 2001 at Maxwell’s London apartment, to the Daily Mail in 2011.

Prince Andrew, the 62-year-old second son of the late Queen Elizabeth II, last year settled a civil suit brought against him by Guiffre for an undisclosed multi-million-dollar sum, all the while denying the sex allegations.

His lawyers have now launched an attempt to have the civil settlement overturned and obtain a retraction from Guiffre, who is now 39.

Epstein flew some of the world’s most powerful men on his notorious ‘Lolita Express’ to his private island in the Virgin Islands for sex with young girls. He was convicted in 2019 and later found dead in his New York prison cell, presumably a suicide.

Maxwell was sentenced to 20 years last year for grooming young girls for Epstein and his rich clients.

The Kyle interview with Maxwell will be shown on Britain’s ‘TalkTV’ channel on Monday, January 23 at 7 p.m.

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